I finally read some good news. It turns out there are 155 more billionaires in the world.
That’s cause for celebration. Why? Because ever since I got my first paycheck from Iannucci & Son Mason Contractors, back when the minimum wage was $1.60, I’ve been told that a rising tide lifts all boats. For those of you who don’t have a degree in nautical safety, finance or political chicanery, that means if Sheik Abdul Vespucci makes more money from his oil wells, so will Oscar Lopez, who works at the McDonald’s drive-through because, so the theory goes, billionaires share.