In my unending pursuit of scientific knowledge, I came upon a piece of research with major implications for parents everywhere. A study by the University of Helsinki in Finland showed that unborn babies not only hear what you say, but also remember it after they’re born. Uhh ohh.
Finally, I have an answer to something that’s puzzled me for decades. When my first daughter popped out in the delivery room, instead of “Waaaaa waaaaa waaaaa,” we heard “*@#**&$%#$&!!”